Okay, I had these on FB, but I'm putting these on my blog, so you guys can find these easily and laugh at my witty observant streak or writhe in anger at my brazen dis-concern for ugly folks emotion... =) heh.
Anyway, volume 1:
An immutable truth: When you come across a girl's Facebook/Myspace/etc profile and the picture shows two girls, it is a 100% certainty that the profile belongs to the uglier girl in the picture. WHY THE HELL DO YOU GIRLS DO THIS?? Do you think you're tricking everyone into thinking you're hot by showing yourselves with some hot girl? It does not make you look prettier by standing next to a pretty girl.
Anyway, volume 1:
An immutable truth: When you come across a girl's Facebook/Myspace/etc profile and the picture shows two girls, it is a 100% certainty that the profile belongs to the uglier girl in the picture. WHY THE HELL DO YOU GIRLS DO THIS?? Do you think you're tricking everyone into thinking you're hot by showing yourselves with some hot girl? It does not make you look prettier by standing next to a pretty girl.
No comments:
Post a Comment