"premake" trailer: Iup/I re-imagined as a 1960s live-action disney movie | angry asian man
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Boldly going where other bloggers fear to tread! The Troof. The whole, unadulterated, Ugly Troof!
Thursday, January 27, 2011
UP! Live Action!
A few months ago, The Ugly Troof watched "UP!" on Netflix/XBOX Live. And The Ugly Troof gave the movie a solid 2 Fumbs up! Yesterday, The Ugly Troof found this on the blog of "Angry Asian Man". It's a retro live action trailer for the Movie UP!.
And
It
Is
Awesome!
Check it:
But that's not all, this creative Youtuber has made many retro movie trailers such as:
And a more. Check it oot!
And
It
Is
Awesome!
Check it:
But that's not all, this creative Youtuber has made many retro movie trailers such as:
The Empire Strikes Back (1950)
Ghost Busters (1950)
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1951)
And a more. Check it oot!
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Federal Government FAIL!
The Federal Government creates ANOTHER disaster!
The stupid government tells its employees and consultants they can leave 2 hours early. So as to avoid an EPIC SNOW STORM. So everyone piles on the freeway at 3:00 PM and earlier. The problem? THE STORM HITS IN THE MIDDLE OF RUSH HOUR!!!!
The Federal Government yet again miscalculates. I know exactly what they were thinking. They were thinking that if the storm comes at 4, then we should let people leave at 3. Well the problem with that is, if you let people leave at 3, YOU SHOULD EXPECT AT LEAST 3 HOURS OF TRAFFIC! normal rush hour in DC is from about 4 to 7. So you should estimate that traffic will die down at around 6!
But NOOOOO. As the first wave of the traffic gets mired in snow, each subsequent wave is further compacted by the stopped cars from the previous wave!
If you know the storm of the century is coming that day, have people stay FREAKIN HOME!!!! If they forecasters say that the snow will start in the late afternoon (4 to 5), then FREAKIN LET PEOPLE OUT BY 1!!!!
Stupid bunch of freakin morons! No wonder this country is 14 Trillion in the whole!
Luckily The Ugly Troof drives a german car with excellent electronic stability programming... which kept his car going while the other cars on the road were pulled off to the side - unable to move in the snow, spun out, or crashed in to various things.
I didn't take the pick below, but this gives you an idea of the shiz i saw driving home. except the roads were utterly clogged with cars in reality while the picture shows just a few cars.
The stupid government tells its employees and consultants they can leave 2 hours early. So as to avoid an EPIC SNOW STORM. So everyone piles on the freeway at 3:00 PM and earlier. The problem? THE STORM HITS IN THE MIDDLE OF RUSH HOUR!!!!
The Federal Government yet again miscalculates. I know exactly what they were thinking. They were thinking that if the storm comes at 4, then we should let people leave at 3. Well the problem with that is, if you let people leave at 3, YOU SHOULD EXPECT AT LEAST 3 HOURS OF TRAFFIC! normal rush hour in DC is from about 4 to 7. So you should estimate that traffic will die down at around 6!
But NOOOOO. As the first wave of the traffic gets mired in snow, each subsequent wave is further compacted by the stopped cars from the previous wave!
If you know the storm of the century is coming that day, have people stay FREAKIN HOME!!!! If they forecasters say that the snow will start in the late afternoon (4 to 5), then FREAKIN LET PEOPLE OUT BY 1!!!!
Stupid bunch of freakin morons! No wonder this country is 14 Trillion in the whole!
Luckily The Ugly Troof drives a german car with excellent electronic stability programming... which kept his car going while the other cars on the road were pulled off to the side - unable to move in the snow, spun out, or crashed in to various things.
I didn't take the pick below, but this gives you an idea of the shiz i saw driving home. except the roads were utterly clogged with cars in reality while the picture shows just a few cars.
The Fashion Show FAIL!!!!
The Ugly Troof is not gay. But, The Ugly Troof is a friend to fashionistas everywhere. The Ugly Troof's other half (Mrs. The Ugly Troof) has been watching "The Fashion Show" lately, so The Ugly Troof has been semi watching as well. Yesterday was the finale. The Finale was a FAIL. why you ask?
Because this man:
Calvin Tran LOST!
And this man:
Jeffrey Dahmer... er I mean, Jeffrey Williams WON!
Well, what's wrong with that you ask! Well here's what's wrong with that!
Calvin is an A-hole. everyone knows that. BUT he's a talented A-hole who makes high end looking clothes. They all have a style that is apparent in all his pieces. His wacked out vietnamese accent and his confrontational personality was the only reason this show was even a little entertaining!
Jeffrey on the other hand makes hit or miss fashions. his pieces are sometimes FAB and sometimes meh. they don't seem to have a uniform theme! He's a nice guy. who can dislike that right? Well, yesterday he went with the same old sob-story spiel that we've seen dozens of times on 3 dozen other reality shows. waahhhh! so sad... so sorrry... He designed his piece for his dead mom. ohhhh. how sweet! sure, but was it fabulous enough to beat Calvin's consistently armani and versace looking clothes? I don't think so. I mean, Calvins stuff could be on store shelves in high end stores today and sell like hotcakes. Jeff's? I don't think so.
And my other big gripe was the freakin Judges. the guest judge was Mary J Blidge. WTF? Is she supposed to be some fashion icon? no. she's just a singer from Yonkers, NY! I mean... she's an AWESOME singer, but she's not a fashion expert.
Mary went goo goo ga ga over one of Jeff's pieces. and I think that's why he won (speculation, but who knows right?). but why should her input have any weight at all? She's a singer.
FAIL. If I had to ask one of these designers to make me a killer outfit, it would be Calvin, not this Jeff guy.
Also, Calvin makes his stuff fast. he already knows what to do. he has fashion wired into his mind. Jeff on the other hand has this tortured road to produce anything. Just not as fast thinking or as innately creative as Calvin.
Anyway. there you go. the Fashion Show. Disappointed!
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
More Kpop!
I just had to post this one to show you how freakin awesome GD and TOP from the Kpop group BIGBANG are.
These guys are masters of the art. FIERCE. This track is funky to the max and funny at the same time
Here it is:
These guys are masters of the art. FIERCE. This track is funky to the max and funny at the same time
Here it is:
The Ugly Troof LOVES K-POP (Korean Pop)
The Ugly Troof LOVES K-pop. Korean music is the shiznitz of all Asian musak!
Found this trolling on Perez. Hey, don't hate, he has some good kpop on there sometimes, so I sign on to search it out from time to time. I already know most of the stuff he posts, but I wasn't familiar with this one... although I may have seen it in passing:
All I gotta say is that Korean chicks are the hottest on the planet. This chick is smokin' hot! check it:
Let me know what you think. I got tons o kpop I can post
Found this trolling on Perez. Hey, don't hate, he has some good kpop on there sometimes, so I sign on to search it out from time to time. I already know most of the stuff he posts, but I wasn't familiar with this one... although I may have seen it in passing:
All I gotta say is that Korean chicks are the hottest on the planet. This chick is smokin' hot! check it:
Let me know what you think. I got tons o kpop I can post
Monday, January 24, 2011
I HATE the Hotels.com Soul Patch Goatee Guy
Geico has the Gecko... a likable cute green guy... nice working class accent. brilliant advertising.
Hotels.com on the other hand has this smug red headed geeky claymation guy with a SOUL PATCH! I FREAKIN WANT TO RIP OUT MY EYES every time I see that stinkin commercial!!!
I hate the way his eyes look when he's acting smug. partially closed eyes, ugly carrot colored soul patch... and that ANNOYING TONE! you know what I mean. when people nowadays say... something like...
"Golden" with this drawn out accent on the first syllable and an intonation that goes up towards the end. For instance. "if you make it past this next step you're..(pause) gOLdennnn" I freakin hate that! I hate this guy more than Flo from the progressive commercials!!!
And why the hell is his hair curly? and why does he have freakin long side burns? It's like Hotels.com thinks they are being "hip" or "current" by using this guy as their spokesclown.
Let's find this ridiculous claymation guy and chop his little soul patch off and glue it to his ass crack! AHHH.
Who else hates this guy too? If you hate this soul patch guy, leave a comment. =) heh heh.
Hotels.com on the other hand has this smug red headed geeky claymation guy with a SOUL PATCH! I FREAKIN WANT TO RIP OUT MY EYES every time I see that stinkin commercial!!!
I hate the way his eyes look when he's acting smug. partially closed eyes, ugly carrot colored soul patch... and that ANNOYING TONE! you know what I mean. when people nowadays say... something like...
"Golden" with this drawn out accent on the first syllable and an intonation that goes up towards the end. For instance. "if you make it past this next step you're..(pause) gOLdennnn" I freakin hate that! I hate this guy more than Flo from the progressive commercials!!!
And why the hell is his hair curly? and why does he have freakin long side burns? It's like Hotels.com thinks they are being "hip" or "current" by using this guy as their spokesclown.
Let's find this ridiculous claymation guy and chop his little soul patch off and glue it to his ass crack! AHHH.
Who else hates this guy too? If you hate this soul patch guy, leave a comment. =) heh heh.
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